Thanks for being the sperm donor, my daughters are the most beautiful daughters in the universe. Jennifer and Jacqueline are pretty -with fair and clear skin, thick hair and mestiza features, thanks to you. They are now adopted by Dave and we all have the same surname, not yours but Dave's. Because of their mestiza features, they pass as Dave's biological daughters too.
I will keep this letter short as I don't like to write bad things about you. You are already bitter and I won't add to your misery.